Tangier 57

The Band

At a young age, the son of Tumuch and Hallota Lessmore had a fascination with riflery. From pluggin’ womprats with his T-65 back home to secret ops in Bosnia with his unit, Major Izzy Lessmore’s destiny has been intertwined with that of the rifle.

Grandson of Thurston Howell III, Thurston’s story is tied closely to the family fortune. While his father and grandfather before him were drawn to wealth by the power, influence, and legacy that it afforded them, Thurston enjoys a life of obscure beach-bummery compliments of his hefty inheritance.

Born in Brazil, moved to Hollywood to be a foley artist, making horse sounds. Lost job when horses were no longer used in movies. Blazing Saddles was the last movie, also did fart noises. Mother was tall and dark and long and lovely. Father was the Tijuana Brass. Searched out by a movie mogul looking for new, innovative ways to make horse sounds. Got hired to do train sounds in Iron Will. Had to travel to Duluth to study coal train.

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Salah was born in Paris France, but moved to Turkey after having a life-changing experience in a turkish teahouse. He then struck out to make his life building miniature turkish teahouses. They would measure from 4×6 to 10×10, decked out with frilled pillows, plush couches and ornate windows. A myriad of strange events brought Salah to Duluth Minnesota which he has now made his home.